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copies in circulation. well — "circulation".
The Great Meme Library · Circulation Division
BOMEDUE
The Book of Meme was due back in March 2024. He is still reading it. The late fee is now larger than the market cap.
CALL NO. / CONTRACT ADDRESS
To be announced
filed under: frog · meme · unreturned
RENEWED: 0 · RETURNED: 0 · STATUS: STILL READING
CIRCULATION RECORD
One frog. One book.
Zero returns.
The Great Meme Library kept one copy of the Book of Meme, and on 14 March 2024 a frog in a magenta sweater checked it out.
The slip in the back said DATE DUE. He read that as a suggestion.
Notices went out at 4:04 each afternoon. The fee ticked up a few cents a day, then a few dollars, then past every market cap on the board. The librarians stopped shushing him around year one — he was quiet, he kept his place, and honestly, the library had never held a book this long without losing it.
Every time he reaches the last page, the internet writes a new one. That's the secret the overdue notices never understood: the Book of Meme can't be returned, because it isn't finished. Nobody's is.
So he stays. Reading. Renewed never, returned never, due forever.
LEDGER — ITEM NO. BOME 404.86
- 14 MAR 2024
Item borrowed. Borrower described as "polite, damp".
- 04 APR 2024
Item due. Item not returned. First notice posted.
- 04 APR 2025
Fee exceeds branch budget. Accounting begins laughing.
- YEAR ONE+
Shushing discontinued. He's quiet. He keeps his place.
- TODAY
Chapter one. Still. The book keeps growing.
THE RETURNS DESK
You cannot return the book.
You can, however, explain yourself.
The desk requires a written excuse for every day overdue. Type the excuse exactly as dictated. Your fluency will be measured and judged.
FORM EX-404 · STATEMENT OF EXCUSE
press START to receive your excuse
WPM —
ACCURACY —
BEST WPM —
EXCUSES FILED 0
RESPONSE FROM THE DESK
The fee stands. Keep the book.
LATE-FEE AMNESTY SCRATCHER
Issued annually by the Friends of the Library. Odds of amnesty: honest.
GREAT MEME LIBRARY · TICKET #0001
FEE STANDS
scratch with your cursor or finger ·
THE CARD CATALOG
Filed under $BOMEDUE
Five cards. Four facts. One fee nobody intends to pay.
BOME 404.86 / LP
LIQUIDITY
BURNED
withdrawn from circulation. permanently.
BOME 404.86 / T
TAX
0 / 0
no late fees on trading. ironic, we know.
BOME 404.86 / M
MINT
REVOKED
no new copies. the library learned its lesson.
BOME 404.86 / $
LATE FEE
$4,040,404.04
compounding. unpaid. unbothered.
BRANCH LEDGER — LIVE CIRCULATION FIGURES
awaiting call number
PRICE
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MARKET CAP
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24H VOLUME
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figures appear once the call number (CA) is on file and Dexscreener has shelved it.
MEMBERSHIP
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Never return itCongratulations. You are now part of the most overdue story on the internet. Reading position: chapter one.
ROADMAP
The library wrote. Four times.
FIRST NOTICE
A friendly reminder
Dear patron: our records show one (1) item overdue. Perhaps it slipped your mind. Perhaps you are enjoying it. Please return at your convenience.
SECOND NOTICE
A firmer reminder
Dear patron: it has been a year. The fee has its own line in our budget now. We are not angry. We are fascinated.
FINAL NOTICE
PLEASE. THE BOOK.
DEAR PATRON: WE HAVE SENT LETTERS, COURIERS, AND ONE (1) CANDLELIGHT VIGIL. THE BOARD MEETS WEEKLY TO DISCUSS YOU. RETURN THE BOOK.
NOTICE OF SURRENDER
Keep it.
Dear patron: keep the book. You clearly need it more than the shelf does. Tell your friends the library is open — and that nothing here ever really gets returned.